I am pretty sure if I was even half as fierce as this High Goddess of the Jolie-Pitt clan I would have a 90% decrease in stupidity in my life.
figure 1: If Zahara Jolie-Pitt told you your sterile techniqe was wack, would you ignore her? I didn't think so.Srsly, if this girl rolled into lab one day and told you to stop doing that stupid shit that you are doing, would you ignore her? I know I wouldn't.
And on the days when subtle fierceness is not enough:
figure 2: If Bebe Zahara Benet told you to clean up her Shared Facility before she beats your ass, would need to hear it twice? I didn't think so.I think these ladies need to co-host a 'Fierocity the Zhara Way' workshop. I would totally be there.
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hahahahahaha...yes well last night i was thinking the same thing and started to write a post that i fell asleep doing....oooops.
But shit, if you are going to give me lovelys then i think ill hold out...
jkjkjk. Hope you are well n00bsauce...I miss you too...
Sorgen Sie nicht über Ihre Deutschsprachsfähigkeiten (siezen oder duzen? Ich bin gar nicht sicher...)! Deutsch ist auch nicht meine Muttersprache, so es ist wahrscheinlich, dass ich auch wie einer blöde Amerikaner schreibe und spreche. Vielleicht würde ich besser sprechen, wenn ich sie öfter sprach oder schrieb. Aber ich nahm Deutschklassen als einen Nebenfach bei der Universität, so ich bin doch denn sehr sturr darauf, dass ich die Sprache nicht vergesse!
Ich habe keine gute Antwort oder Meinung Ihnen zu geben, über Ihre letzte Post, anstatt, dass manchmal ich mir wünsche, dass meine Haaren so gross gemacht worden könnte. Das wäre sexy mit mir (magerer Körper, durchsichtliche Haut, riesengrosser Kopf), oder?
So . . . you're getting Bebe Zahara's hairdo? :)
Did someone drop Toaster???
[sighs because she wishes she knew a language other than spanglish]
Niemand setztet Toaster ab! Toaster setzt dich ab!
Nobody dropped Toaster! Toaster drops you!
Seriously, though, Science Bear, that damn near made me choke on air I was laughing so hard. I'm just trying to practice German more often so that I don't lose it, and Hermie seems to have some ability with it.
@Rhea: You betttter post *in RuPaul's voice* Your n00bsauce is doing well, better if someone would POST ALREADY!
@Toaster: Aww we can be stupid Americans speaking German together. I will leave the decision of sexiness up to you, m'dear.
@Juniper: That IS my hair when I wake up. Without the fierce highlights.
@Science Bear: I don't think we've dropped him more than usual *hmmmm* Hey Spanglish is a totally useful skill!
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