Prepare to be pwnt, n00b

As some of you may have noticed, my archnemesis has submitted to the ultimate nerd battle royale to determine who is Most Nefarious. If your immediate reaction is to scream in terror at the havoc this will cause for humanity just remember IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT, muffins. You wily little pastries voted Toaster and I equally nefarious on one of my hosted polls and of course this was entirely UNACCEPTABLE, BECAUSE I AM CLEARLY SUPERIOR, DUHHHH.

The plan is simple. We shall draw our sabres and nimbly dissect the following paper, freely accessible to all on PLoS ONE. After we blog about said paper you shall have 72 hrs to vote. You have 100 pts, that you may split between us however you like (as long as it adds up to 100! I'm watching you!). PhizzleDizzle, I expect your full snarky participation because the word 'brain-machine interfaces' is in the title. As we don't want your little hearts to pitter patter in anticipation for too long, we will be holding this epic battle TOMORROW (or Thursday for the muffins who actually know what day it is).

So you really want to ride this train, Toaster? Well, prepare to be PWNT.

figure 1: Hermitage will knock you flat out Gina Carrano style