Hermitage's Nostalgia

As a proper d-list monktress, it is only right I jump on the text-to-movie bandwagon after all the cool kids have done it already. It's based on a loose collection of events that have happened since your poppet Hermitage was a n00b eons ago, to modern day times where dumbass fuckers still try to shit around with me. Enjoy (Fake it! If you must, you know how much of an e-whore I am).



And I am super pumped about the Uberprofessoreins that have volunteered to be part of my anti-baby work/life balance shenanigans! I intend to get the ball rolling soon, as I am currently being slap-checked by experiments for Proposals Due Like Right Now Zomg. Which means, if you want to be part of the awesome you should totally get in contact with me soon, it will be epics I promise.