9.12.10

10 mo of Hermitage

As always, your d-list monktress will arrive fashionably late to the meme train that all the cool kids are doing. Behold! 10 months of Hermitage (because she's sometimes she can't even must up 1 post a month)!

Jan: Oh look who's favorite d-list monktress has graced the blogosphere with her presence! Please, please, don't faint away from shock.

Feb: So after the near-miss epic debacle of last semester my PI decided that I needed to tone down the non-research related hijinks because I was pretty sure I was a zombie by December.

March: I will not complain when people ask for my assistance.

April: Why didn't y'all mfers warn me how much WRITING PAPERS FREAKING SUCKS?

June: Since our lab is totally freaking awesome we of course had a FANTASTIC recruiting year, which resulted in our lab having approximately fifty eleventy billion times more n00btard.

July: Fuck you and your handball, Suarez, fuck you.

Aug: Everyone has encountered them.

Sept: Now you all know your d-list monktress enjoys her some blog vs. blog dramaz.

Nov: As a proper d-list monktress, it is only right I jump on the text-to-movie bandwagon after all the cool kids have done it already.

Dec: You know when you train some dude on something, and they stubbornly refuse to acknowledge they need to write shit down?

Damn, I need to start serving free cheese for all that whine.

4 comments:

Ambivalent Academic said...

LOL.

I thought about doing that meme too, and then I realized that it would really highlight all the pissing and moaning that I do over at my place. Right now, that would just be depressing for me. But hey, that's what blogs are for (at least that's what mine is for) - venting all the pissing and moaning that I can't do in real life...gotsta maintain that "professional" veneer, yo.

Nina said...

hehehe, funny ...

Candid Engineer said...

Better to piss and moan I guess than to write nothing. There are some months I think I manages one post this year. Here is hoping for a less annoying 2011. :)

Hermitage said...

@AA: I don't even have a professional veneer, so I really have no excuse. If you're fucking shit up, I will straight up tell you you're fucking shit up. I'm never getting a job.

@Nina: I didn't even realize how much wailing in misery I did until I was about to click 'publish' and was like...well damn.

@CAE: I've definitely skipped months, or posted only once per month for a lot of the year. I need to get better organized for the coming New Year.